top ten things i need right now.

For the newer reader, I’ve been deployed for the last 11 months, and prior to that, I was in training for four months. By the time this is all said and done, I would have had about 16 months of long-distance lovin’ for my home town of Chicago under my belt.

To say that I am homesick is a bit of an understatement.

At this very moment, some of my closest friends are gearing up for Michigan Womyn’s Festival. One of my favorite annual events. Kinda drives the fact that I’m not home right through my heart …

At any rate … on with this list! [READ MORE]

home.

Let’s start with the open admission that the last five years of my life have been a hot mess.

According to my much older and more experienced friends, this is perfectly normal for adults in their 20s … but, I can’t help but wonder if I stole the cake.

Somehow, I turned 30, and it felt like a light bulb turned on — or perhaps I’d coincidentally been sober enough to take a good, solid look at myself in the mirror and ask, “what the f*ck are you doing?”

Either way, I started stepping up and stepping out.

Now, after a good, long year of suffering through Uncle Sam’s round-trip, all expenses paid vacation; I’m excited to finally be heading back to the States and moving forward with this good ole’ life of mine.

For the first time in my life, I’m the proud owner of a brand new car. My credit is on the mend, which is amazing. I’m headed to grad school, which in all honesty should have been the path that I was on all along. I just signed a lease on an amazing apartment featuring two bedrooms, two baths, a private balcony, garage parking, on-site laundry, and close proximity to the Metra … in Chicago, this would be synonymous with the Holy Grail. I’ve got a partner in crime who is beyond supportive. And, I’m finally going to take the leap into working for myself …

I have much to be grateful for … much to be thankful for …

I have a home.

cunt.

The following excerpt was taken from the Vagina Monologues script written by Eve Ensler and found on-line in full text at script-o-rama.com. I am not the author, nor could I ever pretend to be as awesome as Eve.

CUNT.
I’VE RECLAIMED IT.
CUNT.
I REALLY LIKE IT.
CUNT,
JUST LISTEN TO IT, LISTEN TO IT.
CUNT.
CA …
CA …
CAVERN,
CACKLE, CLIT, CUTE, COME-CLOSED C,
CLOSED INSIDE, INSIDE CA…
CA …
THEN U …
THEN CU …
THEN CURVY, INVITING SHARKSKIN, U…
UNIFORM,
UNDER,
UP,
URGE,
OOH, OOH, U … [READ MORE]